Tushies to Target!
Calling all Crazy Sexies!
Let’s put this bitch to bed once and for all. WHAT IS THE EASIEST JUICER TO CLEAN? Forget about what all the raw foodists say, forget about centrifugal force or slow grind. We NEED to juice and if the machine is too hard to clean, it collects dust! Be honest. We’re busy and forgive me, LAZY. There is always time for you but we’ve been domesticated to throw ourselves under a bus in this country. Believe me, I’m no better, more about that in the next blog. GULP.
The top o’ the line juicers are costly, sorta like the down payment on a prius. Sooooo let’s do a study! Will you help me? Go to TARGET and buy a juicer. COME ON! Do it. Take your tushie to target (or linens and things etc). Be a detective. If you like it keep it, if you don’t, rent it! Renting is what I do with clothes sometimes. Naughty but true, tape the tags down and strut that dress (carefully) then return it the next day. Why not? Stylists do it for Supermodels. We’re no different than Heidi Klum!
Email me your data and we’ll start a liquid revolution.
Right now I am using the Green Star (it does LOTS of other things too but it has many pieces to put together and wash) and I also use the Breville (I thought it sucked, why is everyone talking about this? Then hubby realized ours was busted – aha! I’ll give it another chance when I return it). 3 is a charm, I have a cheap old one too with no name. Very good but not sure there isn’t a better one.
Make millions and someone invent one!
Onto another topic, blenders. My friends, the vitamix rules and it is expensive but worth it! As I said in the film, it is the cadillac of blenders….
The resources page will be up this weekend! It will have links to lots of my favorite products. If we’re gonna rebuild a gorgeous temple house (our bods) WE NEED SOME DAMN TOOLS!
Peace & juicers,